![]() ![]() Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels sending boarding parties. Although some casualties occurred among the crew, the pirates were repelled. The First Mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt, which the captain put on and lead the crew to battle the pirate boarding party. As the crew became frantic, the captain bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!". Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were in danger of being boarded by a pirate ship. "Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet." "So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird shit!" ![]() I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye." "Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. "Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes." I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really." "Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. "Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands." "Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really." The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before." ![]() "What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine." A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. ![]()
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